The One-Minute Scientist - Franklin Pierce Dong Zen, Cocaine & Science: An Incoherent Metaphysical Babble - Wolf T. Swedenborg Thinking on the Wrong Side of the Brain - Tuesday Kurosawa
The Universe
Let the Stars Guide Your Divorce - Sheherazade O'Feeny Build Your Own Comet Shelter - Gepetto F.X. Esterhazy Weight Loss Through Space Travel - Rolf Birdseye, D.D.S.
Matter and Energy
Special Relativity for Special Children - Zenobia Mintz Bender General Relativity for Generals - Bomilcar Toth Sight Without Glasses Through Magnetism - Wolfram Tungsten
"Nuclear power Killed My Poodle," NoEvolution Quarterly Issue No. 37 - Treemonisha Pancake
The Earth
Geology - Fact or Fancy? - Tor Rotweiler Our Friends the Rocks - Emma Firebaugh Treehouse The Back Yard Volcano - Rex Y. Teabucket Continental Drifter - Faron "Poker Slim" Kallikak
Evolution
Dinosaurs from Outer Space - G. Kingsley Firpo My First Book of Endothermic Therapsids - Maude Dingle Winterhalter Evolution, A Communist Lie - Col. Tubalcain "Billy" Snowbird, USAF (retired) Evolution, A Capitalist Lie - Jackov "Beef" Stroganov, PhD. Evolution, An Infidel Lie - Dr. Achmed Zccvbrcachl
The Descent of Man
They Walked Sort of Like Men - Rae Dawn Schicklegruber A Field Guide to Western Girls - Nils Van Der Whoop Man, the Toolbreaker - Constance d'Annunzio Blight The Picture Book of Racial Degenerates - Norman and George Lincoln Rockwell The Bell Curve - "you-know-who"